Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Home Alone....
I have a love hate with being home alone....being home alone I mean overnight....ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF....I love it that I can bump the heat up & defrost...I love that I can sleep lay in the middle or the bed...I hate that I hear a million & one weird ass noises my house makes...I hate that I cannot sleep without my bed hogging snoring husband next to me...I hate that I have a to do list I want to get done while they are gone a mile long & have high hopes....until I sit down for just a few minutes to online shop....facebook...blog...read blogs...text...snap chat the kid thats gone with her daddy...go to dinner with friends....I am thankful for my house alarm & my ability to use & be a damn good shot with a Glock 9mm pistol...Im a weenie & I hate being alone at night....during the day Im good...night time is a different story. I miss my honey....there I said....yall just dont tell him ok.
This summer....you can see hes a cray cray one too.....
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Look out....mommas at the keyboard....
I used to blog...daily...I actually met several friends this way...of course I have never really met any of them in real life...but hey they are my facebook friends so that counts .... right ? Anyway....if you are looking for a cute little mommy blog full of rainbows & puppies & talks about how perfect my 3 children are...you are in the WRONG place...now if you are looking for a real mom & real wife blog who tells it like it is....and does talk about her PERFECT grandson....then you are welcome to hang out...and please leave me some love.
I have 3 kids- M will be 23 this month- he is married they are smart & dont have kids....yet...K- she is 20 she is the reason I drink & color my grey hair...she isnt so smart...she has a kid...I am actually thankful she has a kid...its total payback because he is her made over...BUT the amped up on redbull version of her....insert evil laugh...except I keep him while she works...then there is E- she is 15 - she is a ball of sassy bitch who has her father wrapped around her entire hand ! Then there is the love of my life...we actually joke & say the only reason we are still married is because neither one of us wanted the kids in the divorce so we stuck it out....somedays I will go with that theory especially during the winter...where he made me move to the midwest where is gets stupid cold & I cant wear flip flops year round....the rest of the time...esp when he takes me to Vegas & buys me shit...I will claim him over & over....all mine bitches :)
Me- I am an almost 40 year old southern girl....I know your brain is doing math right now as you are still reading....I was 16 when I married...he was 18...we planned to get pregnant so my mom would sign for us to get married....hey I said I was from the south...I didnt go to Harvard....I also cuss, drink tequila & can sew....I am also a photographer. I am also a really nice & funny person. Though I struggle with why I have lived here for nearly 13 years I dont have a close circle of friends....just those people that contact me when they need something. I mean I am not that big of a nut job...really !!
Anyway...I am back ...bloggin...why is the Eminem song guess whos back...back again...shadys back goin thru my head....hmmm
I have 3 kids- M will be 23 this month- he is married they are smart & dont have kids....yet...K- she is 20 she is the reason I drink & color my grey hair...she isnt so smart...she has a kid...I am actually thankful she has a kid...its total payback because he is her made over...BUT the amped up on redbull version of her....insert evil laugh...except I keep him while she works...then there is E- she is 15 - she is a ball of sassy bitch who has her father wrapped around her entire hand ! Then there is the love of my life...we actually joke & say the only reason we are still married is because neither one of us wanted the kids in the divorce so we stuck it out....somedays I will go with that theory especially during the winter...where he made me move to the midwest where is gets stupid cold & I cant wear flip flops year round....the rest of the time...esp when he takes me to Vegas & buys me shit...I will claim him over & over....all mine bitches :)
Me- I am an almost 40 year old southern girl....I know your brain is doing math right now as you are still reading....I was 16 when I married...he was 18...we planned to get pregnant so my mom would sign for us to get married....hey I said I was from the south...I didnt go to Harvard....I also cuss, drink tequila & can sew....I am also a photographer. I am also a really nice & funny person. Though I struggle with why I have lived here for nearly 13 years I dont have a close circle of friends....just those people that contact me when they need something. I mean I am not that big of a nut job...really !!
Anyway...I am back ...bloggin...why is the Eminem song guess whos back...back again...shadys back goin thru my head....hmmm
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